Celebrity News & Gossip

Heather Mills is rolling in cash.

Heather Mills got a leg up on Paul McCartney (ya, I said it) yesterday by taking him for for $48.6 million dollars. Because, you know she is worth that because she was married to him recently and really was the driving force behind the Beatles sensation. I am sure that behind the scenes, she really contributed so much of her life to the Beatles in 2000+. Oh, the sacrifices she must of made, whatever would she have done with $48.6 million dollars.

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AP says, A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.
“I’m so, so happy with this,” Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.

Of course you’re happy, you’re a gold digger who dug up a lot of gold.

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George Clooney’s girlfriend needs larger breasts?

This is just weird. Check out these pictures of Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s boobless model girlfriend. This is her modeling the new swimsuits from Ashley Paige. Before becoming a boobless model girlfriend to George Clooney, she was a boobless Vegas coctail waitress. Might be a good idea for George to by her some boobs, sounds like a good cause to me. I really can’t see how he is into her. I think she might be below even my standards, which is saying a lot because I barely have standards.

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Britney Spears has dinner with Mel Gibson.

The Anti-Christ herself got together with The Anti-Semitic himself and themselves some dinner. I can only assume the the dinner was a meeting of the crazies.

TMZ says, The two were at Romanov Restaurant and Lounge in L.A. last night and according to one report they broke bread together. Our sources say Gibson, his wife Robin and their kids reached out to Britney during her darkest days and began seeing her.
We’re told Mel and Robin feel like they know how tough it is to live in a fishbowl and they think they can help the Britster. There have been private dinners in which Mel, Robin and their brood have hooked up with Brit to give her support.

Of all the worthy charities in the world, like sponsoring strippers for example, when did Saving Britney Spears become a noble act? The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways I suppose.

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Madonna’s latest album cover. Hot.

The album title is Hard Candy, in case you are blind and can’t see the image. Actually, if you are blind, unless your computer rocks, I doubt you can read what I just said. I love Madonna, she was just inducted into the Hall of Fame, remember? Britney wasn’t. I am however sure the Counting Crows have an album with the same title. I know a lot of people don’t like the weird leather outfit she is wearing, but I do. Mostly because I am a FREEEAAAK! Ya, too much information I guess. Particularly on a Sunday.

I love me some Material Girl. Keep on rockin’ Madonna.

Jennifer Aniston slips into a hot pink bikini for day in the sun

Jennifer Aniston is mixing business with pleasure during her visit to Miami.

The star took a break from filming her new romantic comedy Marley & Me to spend the day lounging by the ocean in her luxury resort.

Jennifer, who was joined by a female companion, soaked up the sun in a daring barely-there hot pink bikini.

The former Friends star has made the most of her free time while staying in Florida - last week enjoyed a spending spree at Bal Harbour Shops with stops at Chanel, Ferragamo, Gucci, Neiman Marcus and Prada.

She is also said to be getting close to the her co-star Owen Wilson, who plays her husband in the adaptation of John Grogan’s memoir.

A crew member told American magazine Star last week: “The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling.”

“They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.”
Owen, who has also been catching up with his ex Kate Hudson in recent weeks, has known Jennifer for a number of years - she dated his Wedding Crashers co-star Vince Vaughn.

Jennifer has been linked to a string of men since her divorce from Brad Pitt in 2005.

In recent months, she has spent time with Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and her Traveling in Vancouver co-star Aaron Eckhart.

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David Caruso Is Every Directors Nightmare!

David Caruso’s ego has grown just as big as the ratings for his hit CBS show, “CSI: Miami.” On-set sources say he rewrites every scene he’s in and instructs the director on how to do his job.

According to e-mails sent to Defamer.com, “[Caruso] can’t walk and talk at the same time - you should see him on stairs. He requires dozens of takes for simplest line readings and can’t even put his ‘CSI’ gloves on on camera. He will cuss uncontrollably, often in front of a child actor, and blame everyone but himself for his inability to act.”

The insider continued, “He rewrites every scene he is in, so he is totally to blame for the hackneyed one-liners. He will take anything the writers give him and destroy it. And the sunglasses bit is all his, a truly innovative contribution to his character. But as he said to us many times, ‘What should I do? I am a grown man with red hair.’

“We used to call the Diet Coke his ‘acting juice,’ and he once asked the director of photography to make it seem like he was flying to the crime scene, explaining that [his character] Horatio is actually a mythical superhero. For real.”

Another on-set spy added: “Caruso asks when, in the scene, there will be a close-up of the sunglasses - in every scene.”

But an ally of Caruso fumed, “David’s one-liners and sunglasses have become branded and are iconic TV moments. Everyone from Jim Carrey to David Letterman has joined the bandwagon parodying them. David headlined last year’s CBS upfront presentation delivering the entire CBS lineup with his one-liners and wearing sunglasses. Justifying his acting ability is ridiculous.

“David has been working opposite Richard Gere, Russell Crowe and Robert De Niro and headlines a top-rated TV series. It is clear his acting speaks for itself.”

As for alleged indiscretions on-set, the ally adds, “Occasionally spitting or cursing on the set? Well, find me an adult male - or female, for that matter - who hasn’t done that. All in all, ‘CSI: Miami’ is a hugely successful show, and for David, his life is all about the show and his kids.”

Caruso’s rep declined to comment.

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Derek Jeters Maybe Herpes Is Making Him Tired

Derek Jeter says age is turning him into - horror of horrors - his mom and dad. “I used to laugh when my parents went to bed after ‘60 Minutes,’ but now I’m just like them,” the Yankee hunk tells next month’s Men’s Health. “I say to myself, ‘This is your job.’ ” Jeter also notes that as a 5-year-old boy, he tried to compete against his father at everything - and always lost. “So beat your kids at everything now,” he advises. “Enjoy it.”

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Brandon Davis Stole Scott Storch’s Watch!

BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch. The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch,” a source said. “The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone - and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK - I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone - I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police.” When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, “I heard about this. Give peace a chance.” Davis couldn’t be reached.

Snoop Dogg To Appear On One Life To Live

SNOOP Dogg is about to become a soap star. The rapper taped a guest appearance Friday on ABC’s “One Life To Live,” which will air in May. “He sings a few songs at the fictitious club Ultraviolet and has a scene where he teaches Ilene Kristen, who plays the town’s foulmouthed blonde, how to speak Izzle,” said our spy. (Snoop finishes many words with the “izzle” suffix, for instance “fo shizzle” means “for sure.”) “He told the staff it’s been his fa vorite show since he was a little boy.” Snoop also re corded a remix of the show’s theme song, which will air on the May 8 and 9 episodes.

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EMINEM Slim Shady Slims Down

EMINEM is in the studio and working out to get back into fighting shape. The reclusive Detroit rapper “has been cutting new tracks with Dr. Dre,” a music insider said. “They still have a ways to go, but so far it’s really good.” The album should be out by the end of the year or early next year. By then, Eminem is expected to be looking lean and mean again. After he was snapped by paparazzi packing on the pounds, he hired a personal trainer and is now working out daily to get rid of the extra weight. A rep said, “He’s always in the studio and has worked with a trainer before.”

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